CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

SO THIS POST IS ENTIRELY IN CAPS AND IF YOU CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY THEN YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO READ AND THEN GO READ THE TITLE OF THIS POST.

MICAH, WHO CAME UP WITH SAID TITLE, HAS THE BEST BLOG IN THE WORLD. YOU SHOULD ALL GO READ IT, LIKE NOW. IT WAY BETTER THEN OTHER PEOPLES BLOGS CAUSE HE SAYS FUNNY STUFF AND THINGS.

SO THATS WHY I HAVE TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY.

I Know Better Then To Get Between a Whore and Her Money

Ok this really rocks.

I’m a regular reader of Tiny Mix Tapes. (I’m going to blog about music sites one of these days) and this morning there was this hilarous article:

Disney Hocks Digital Music Player to Toddlers

Hey kids, still listening to Raffi on a regular, old CD player? Well get with the times, homos. You’ve never heard “Baby Beluga” until you’ve blasted it through an official Disney MP3 player. One with Timon and Pumbaa on it. Or Tinkerbell (”Sassy Pixie” scrawled under the play button). Set to hit stores by the end of the month, the Mix Stick will offer suburban kids the ability to put 60 of their favorite S Club 7 songs on a bright plastic stick the size of a pack of gum. And of course, the Mix Stick comes with your choice of classic Disney characters emblazoned hither and thither. Disney joins a growing number of companies rushing to capitalize on the popularity of the digital music format. Apple’s iPod, the recognized leader in MP3 players, recently surpassed vaginal sex as the most popular thing ever.

So get out there and scour the neighborhood for discarded glass bottles and take ‘em on over to the soda fountain for the deposit, kids. Just collect 1,200 and that Mix Stick is yours. Plus 400 for a couple of CDs. Or 20 for a song on iTunes. Oh yeah, and 16,000 for a basic home computer. So, get started.”

Thats priceless.

Also, when I booted up iTunes this morning I noticed all the people in the library using iTunes as well. One of these people was Randy McAuley a running back for the Western Mustangs. The McAuley brothers are also singers…. see where this is going. So I boot up Randy’s music and what does he have? Yeppers, his own music. I just wish I could see playcounts to see how often he listens to this stuff. I started up a few tracks to see what its like…. and yikes. I sounds like a combination of Michael Jackson and the Backstreet Boys. Nasty stuff. I wonder if the rest of the team knows what this guys up to?

We Call It Riding The Gravy Train

Back again.

-What should I write about, Eddie
-I don’t know, I don’t know. Write about Thanksgiving and what your thankful for. It’ll be very Jamiesque. Write about your family and how your thankful for them, but your not really and you want to stay home all day.
-That sounds great Ed. Now to list the things I’m really thankful for…
-Do you think they have cases out for Nano’s yet? Titus?
-Quit bugging me Ed, I’m trying to think of what I’m thankful for. I’m thankful for…..
- How I wish you were here, we’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.
-….. Pink Floyd. I mean no, but yes , whatever, I didn’t mean to write that. I like Pink Floyd, but how can you be thankful for something like that. So scratch that off the list.
- I am thankful for Nano’s and hushpuppies, the food not the show, I am also thankful for grapes and roast beef.
-Well Ed thats really gluttoness of you, keep it up

When Theirs Nothing Left To Burn You’ve Got To Set Yourself On Fire

Wow, I really suck when it comes to keeping this blog updated. At least when I write things it’s actually interesting. (Yeah thats right I did just link back to myself (I rock lol!11!!))

So much has happened that I need to blog about so this is what I propose I do, I will wirte everything thats happened in point form, and over the next couple of days I’ll post on them. So. Here. It. Goes.

• I got hit on the thigh with a walnut
• My philosophy prof can’t decide between the Shins or Wilco
• I’m regretting wearing sandals today
• I bought a new computer
• I returned a new computer
• I re-bought the same computer
• I really have no life
• I think I’ll start to make up new events to blog about
• Rabid bunnies started eating people on campus today
• I saw a pretty flower.

Look at that, all those neat and interesting things to blog about. That should be fun. Stay tuned for more after these messages.

Oh oh oh: Aweome bands and their albums to buy:

1. The New Pornographers: Twin Cinemas - Get this one now. Sell your mother-in-law to raise the money to buy it.
2. The Decemberists: Picaresque - A little slower but still awesome
3. Spoon: Gimme Fiction - Between TNP and Dec.
4. T.V. on the Radio: Young Liars - An older album and band that I just discovered.
5. The Pixies: Doolittle - Why oh why didn’t we stick around for the rest of their set!!! Something I will regret for the rest of my life.

How was that for fun? You got more then you bargined for with this post!