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Archive for May, 2005

Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me…. I …

Posted by titusferguson on May 31, 2005

Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me…. I mean to you. Thats right, to you Mr blog man thing. Today is the one year anniversary of my blog. And what have I accomplishd? Not a whole lot. But thats the whole point, I don’t want to really do anything. My blog is a oasis from the things. Where people go when they don’t want to go anywhere.

But now to move on to more sombre things. We lost both of our baseball games last night. I was playing first and I believe I did quite a good job of it. However the second baseman cannot throw so several of the tosses landed in front of me, so the person got the base. I did have some good double plays when the shortstop was the one throwing, so I can obviously catch. Also, we need a better batcatcher cause neither of them can catch which means if you run home, you’re guarenteed a run.

Meh, whatever, I’ll keep playing well and just bite my tounge when I can critized for not playing well, even though I know that its not my fault….sob.

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Today I went for a walk in the park. It was quite …

Posted by titusferguson on May 30, 2005

Today I went for a walk in the park. It was quite a bit of fun. I wandered all over the place dancing along to the music playing on my iPod. I also discovered that there is a secret hidden part full of firewood.

I’m going to play baseball tonight. Currently our team is 5-1. We lost one game quite close, as in by only one run.

May I suggest that the person reading this over my sholder please stop?

Thanks!

And to the rest of you who are spying on me. Have fun!

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This document contains no data. You are not read…

Posted by titusferguson on May 21, 2005

This document contains no data.

You are not reading words on the screen.

There is no such thing as words.

There is no spoon.

You owe me an IOU.

The inbetween oftentimes become the exterior which lends itself well to being interior.

wll nw rte sntnc sng n vwls (figure that out and

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Did I mention this yet? Wendy’s was giving away fr…

Posted by titusferguson on May 20, 2005

Did I mention this yet? Wendy’s was giving away free jr. frostys on the weekend in Michigan. As a result I spent the few shorts days I was there eating frostys. I’m sure theres something else I could gleam from this story but meh.

Lets see. What else to talk about. I just don’t know what to do with myself. Sometime I wonder if anyone goes back to old posts to check comments. You should cause theres usually things going on there. So that is your job. Go back and read all the comments from last week.

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Sweet: I finally found out what a-hit was! They ma…

Posted by titusferguson on May 19, 2005

Sweet: I finally found out what a-hit was! They make outdoor furnaces or something to that effect. If you really care check out their webpage. They even have a picture showing the trends in the price of oil. Really cool stuff!!!1!!! lol rotflmao!!
I have to work tomorrow at 6 am so I feel like I should go to bed now. Sorry to leave ya’ll hanging there. Once something exciting happens in my life I’ll come back and share it with everyone.
Also, I work tomorrow night, does anyone want to come visit me at Staples. I’m going straight home after the meeting in case you were wondering
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Have you ever seen anything so wrong and disturbin…

Posted by titusferguson on May 17, 2005


Have you ever seen anything so wrong and disturbing. I can only hope that the owl pictured is over 18 and a girl-owl.

However, Dilbert is the best cartoon around. And its not just great because of crap like Garfield.

Hmm what does that mean. I thought it sounded good so I typed it out, but in hindsight I have no clue what I was trying to say.

Also, somepeople write blogs as if they’re addressing someone. Not me. I write to no one, however that doesn’t mean that my readers are allowed to slack and not contribute in the form of comments. I mean come on people is it really that hard to type the words “You rock Titus”?

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So here it is, what I was working on. But first a …

Posted by titusferguson on May 16, 2005

So here it is, what I was working on. But first a little bit of background story. Micah found pieces of paper all ripped up and siting in a puddle at Papa John’s so he brought them home. Then we started putting the paper back together. It turned out to be a very interesting letter, something like a breakup letter slash love letter slash pathetic existence letter. Here’s what we were able to put together

“Matthew, there are many important things I need to tell you , but unfortunatly I don’t even know where to begin. I must be honest with you and tell you how I’ve been felling for……these feelings……making it very…..and want to……

My weight, my attitude (a little) my …… and ect. I would do anything for…… I still have to work on my attitude….but you have to admit I have gotten…..better. Sometimes I feel like you want a break from me or want to be with someone else, it hurts babe. I don’t want to feel….

……up on our love. Well I’m no perfect either, I’ve made mistakes too! Matt I forgive you for….Now, that doesn’ mean to go and do anything….

…..will be nice and let them …. really hard for me to trust……of what those one bitches….her thing when you go to Cedar point firstly want you to have fun but I act like I’m mad. I’m really not mad I’m just jealous cause I wanna go with you, babe!

…..and have fun, but….wing gives girls as friend…. as if I hate it. Just….you are taken by…. at all what-so-ever….. them to stop in a nice waym and if they…. then you gotta be a little mean about

We have gone…. good. I do unders….. and I have never….. looking back on that…… was so hurt and crushed, but no matter …, hurt I was I couldn’t let you go

….you wonder why I cry and am depressed all the time, well this is why I’m scared you’ll realize how much better you can do and just up and leave me. Like our 2 year and 7 month anniversary, you said it doesn’t fell any different and you acted like you didn’t care, that made me sad. It made me.

….. you babe!…..best! Baby, …….go on! I love you (heart) xoxo your baby 4ever!”

Also, the cat in Garfield is not called Thermal but rather Nermal

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Garfield: A Discussion Garfield has got to be the…

Posted by titusferguson on May 15, 2005

Garfield: A Discussion

Garfield has got to be the worse comic ever written, or will ever be written. Its even written by a committee. Which shows the utter horribleness of it. Stemming from this deep rooted hatred of Garfield I’ve come to the realisation that is describes the United States of America to a T. What follows is an examination of each character in the strip and their role in this analogy

Garfield: He represents the majority of the American citizens. He’s fat, he’s happy, he’s materially greedy, as witnessed by his behaviour at Christmas time. He’s a huge waster of his house’s (world’s) resources, making use of more then his fare share of the goods. He also abuses those around him. Which leads us to our next character

Jon: He’s the UN. He’s totally dweeby and unable to do anything, yet he’s the master, the one in control of the house. Even though he’s pretty much under Garfield’s thumb. Also, he’s unable to score with the ladies, a problem I think Kofi Annan probably faces too.

Odie: Odie typifies the other nations in the world. Sit around drooling as Garfield comes along and kicks their ass. Yet he keeps doing the same thing over and over again. You’d think he’d learn not to stand at the edge of the table.

Thermal: Represents the few contries in the world willing to stand up to the U.S. However she’s too small and insignificant to really do any harm.

Its late now, and I came up with most of this while coming down from a sugar/caffiene high induced by Mt. Dew. I’d appreciate any input to further this hypothesis though.

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This dock has absolutely no magnification, and who…

Posted by titusferguson on May 14, 2005

This dock has absolutely no magnification, and whose fault is that? Not mine.
Funny thing: I was at work and I went into the back, ie, recieving, ie the place where things are received. And I went to the recievers desk, ie the person who recieves things, and saw that on the desk was a book, ie paper attached together containing words. And I saw as it were, that the book was a book of Beat poetry!
Once I’m done doing something, I’ll tell you all about it. But rather to protect the identity of those involved I think that I shoulds wait.

I feel like I should write some more but I don’t have anything else to say. Do you feel like you didn’t get your moneys worth? Cause you should since you didn’t pay for anything…. Hmm I should start a pay service for my website. So anyone who wants to pay me can and they’ll get better service.

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